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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}

{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}

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